Name: ______________

   Read all instructions, then follow them exactly. You have
   5 minutes to complete this test.

	1. Write your name at the top of this test.
	2. In the left margin, draw two circles, one
	   at the top of the sheet, and one at the bottom.
	3. In the right margin, draw two lines parallel to
	   each other from the top of the sheet to the 
	   bottom of the sheet.
	4. In the space below, write down at least three
	   words that rhyme with `spandex':

	5. In the space below, diagram this sentence:
	     ``The horse ran past the barn fell.''

	6. Give the value of the square root of pi to 
	   5 decimal places:

	7. Fold this worksheet into thirds lengthwise,
           then into fourths widthwise. This will be graded
	   by 1mm precision. 

	8. In each of the 12 rectanges you made in step (7),
	   write (on the back of the sheet) the names, charge,
	   and spin all 6 quarks, 4 bosons, and the two most
	   massive anti-bosons.

	9. In the space below, write down the DNA sequence for
	   the enzyme production of caffeine from glucose.
	   (only the final enzyme, please - assume all others
	    are present in the subject cell.)



	10. Only complete instructions 1. and 10.